oknope:

you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.

nevillles:

*takes one good photo* posts on all blogs, posts on all social media accounts, makes wallpaper, sends to friends, prints out and frames, emails to obama

today’s schedule

inkskinned:

1. suffer

thetinywordnerd:

do u ever see what ppl ur age are accomplishing and ur just like “wow” and u go back to bed

eleanuhcalder:

[looks you in the eyes, pats your knee sympathetically] i don’t care

javabug:

*has slight stomach discomfort*

me: i’m ready to die

snorlaxatives:

that little chunk of chocolate at the bottom of the drumstick cone reblog of you agree

william-sherlock-scott-watson:

Me: *formally emails professor and proofreads about 28 times*

Professor: ok (Sent from iPhone)

Me texting at night..

ygkay:

Them: you sleepy?
Me: nahh I’m good
Them: alright,, wyd
Me: *falls asleep*

niqabisinparis:

if my husband doesn’t cry when he sees me on our wedding day I will softly kick him in the shin until he sheds a tear